Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Have You Ever Done This?
Okay, my friend is not blonde, which shoots my whole Yes-I'm-A-Natural-Blue theme. I guess anyone can be a Dory, no matter their hair color. Flightiness is non-discriminatory.
Back to the matter at hand, I will tell you what I did when this great shoe emergency happened to me. I was a law student at the time (excuse in the bag: mental overload), and I went out of town for the weekend. For my Sunday morning outfit, I had selected a brown and olive green ensemble. I had two identical pairs of Dansko clogs (one olive green and one brown). I do remember debating with myself which pair to take while I was packing. As I stepped out of my hotel room into brighter light, I realized I had on one of each. What did I do? I went back into my room and changed into the only other pair of shoes I had with me. They were black, and a totally wrong style for the outfit. Better randomly mismatched to my outfit, than randomly mismatched to each other, I reasoned. But I was painfully aware of the mismatch the entire day, and did everything I could hide my feet. I stood behind potted plants. I sat down and tucked my feet under the chair. I'm sure no one but me noticed that I had on black shoes with a brown and green outfit.
Now my friend whose feet you see above is much better able to handle this sort of thing than I. She is the type to laugh, wave her hand and surmise that no one will notice. She's even the type to do it on purpose and see if anyone notices. She enjoys the offbeat and madcap. So to her, this was not the major life event it would have been for me. Really, I would have had to log some vacation or sick time to drive home and change. My friend says not even one person noticed her fashion mistake last week. She was probably disappointed.